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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

Joan Rivers

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Fools Laughter Yourself
Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
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Gift Move On Yourself
With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Age Female Need Wisdom Yourself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Bed Country God Limitation Sky Thankful
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
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Alive Bad Care Enjoyment Goodness Life Myself
You know it’s time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
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Animal Start Time Yourself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, ‘Let me help you with those buttons’ and I told him, ‘I’m completely naked’.
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Body Husband Marriage Myself Naked Night Sex
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
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Angry Comedy Yourself
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality

Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

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