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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

Joan Rivers

Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
JOAN RIVERS

Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Advice Myself Race Run Yourself
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Bed Country God Limitation Sky Thankful
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
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Day Expectation Life Yourself
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
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Forever Life Myself

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