The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
H. L. MENCKENDon’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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