At my age flowers scare me.
GEORGE BURNSIf it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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