If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSIf it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
More George Burns Quotes
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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