I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNSThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
More George Burns Quotes
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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