I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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