First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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