I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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