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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble

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