Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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