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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple

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