When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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