Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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