I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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