If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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