I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSThe most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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