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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder

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