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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

George Burns

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNS

Get Help Old Older

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