If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNSThe most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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