If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSThe most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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