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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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