I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNSI’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
More George Burns Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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