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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Be Know Learn Quick Wise
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script

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