Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
GEORGE BURNSI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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