The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
More George Burns Quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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