I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
More George Burns Quotes
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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