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Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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