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Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Frank Zappa

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPA

Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

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