Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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One size does not fit all.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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