So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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