Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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So many books, so little time.
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