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Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA

Enjoyment Irritation People

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