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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.

Frank Zappa

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher

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