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Frank Zappa

One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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