My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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One size does not fit all.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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