Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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