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Frank Zappa

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote

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