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Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time

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