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Frank Zappa

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work

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