If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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One and one is eleven.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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