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Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal

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