The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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One and one is eleven.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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