If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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