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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart

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