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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong

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