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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People

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