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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong

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