Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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So many books, so little time.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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