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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

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