Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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