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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing

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