There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThe closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAThe richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA