Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA