If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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One size does not fit all.
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