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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.

Frank Zappa

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time

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