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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.

Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health

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