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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.

Frank Zappa

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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