My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPATo me absurdity is the only reality.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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