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To me absurdity is the only reality.

Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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