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To me absurdity is the only reality.

Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes

To me absurdity is the only reality.

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