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To me absurdity is the only reality.

Frank Zappa

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon

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