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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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