There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA