A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPAInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAWriting about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA