Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA