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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics

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