Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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So many books, so little time.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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