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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep

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