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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon

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