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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly

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