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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

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