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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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