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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember

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