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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion

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