The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA