The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA