I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPAReality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAWriting about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPAI enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAI’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA