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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue

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