May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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One and one is eleven.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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