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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Frank Zappa

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep

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