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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex

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