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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality

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