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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic

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