It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAWhy do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA