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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song

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