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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit

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