Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAI enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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