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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People

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