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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

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