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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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