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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPA

Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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