black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deviation Motivational Progress
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA

Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPA

Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Related Topics

Popular Authors

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Frank Zappa Quotes