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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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