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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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