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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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