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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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