There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAWe pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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One and one is eleven.
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