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Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People

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