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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing

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