My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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