Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
FRAN LEBOWITZI never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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