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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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