Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
FRAN LEBOWITZAsk your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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