I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZAsk your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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