Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZLife is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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