To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
FRAN LEBOWITZLife is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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