If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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