My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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