You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou’re only as good as your last haircut.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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