Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou’re only as good as your last haircut.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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