Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou’re only as good as your last haircut.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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