Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou’re only as good as your last haircut.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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