I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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