Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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