Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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