Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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