Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZVegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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