Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZVegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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