Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
FRAN LEBOWITZVegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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