Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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