Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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