Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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