Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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