My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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