Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
FRAN LEBOWITZAs a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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