Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
FRAN LEBOWITZAs a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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