Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you’re going to America, bring your own food.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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