Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you’re going to America, bring your own food.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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