Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you’re going to America, bring your own food.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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