If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
FRAN LEBOWITZStand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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