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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.

Erma Bombeck

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Funny Pieces Travel Yourself
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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Death Experience Food Funny Hope Humor Man Myself Pieces Travel
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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Food Funny Path Tough
Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Children Funny Parents Reward Survive
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Appearance Home Humor Time Travel Yourself
For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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Husband Marriage Myself Vacation. Children
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Food Funny Life
Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Design Fashion Human Literature Myself
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
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Chance God Growth Life Magic Moments Myself Pregnant
Every puppy should have a boy.
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Animal Boy Company Dog Friendship
Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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Appearance Gift Hide Price Women
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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God Help Herself Life Maguc Pregnant Time Woman
There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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Fun Funny Mother Water Wrong
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Discover Myself Science Worry

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