The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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