That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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