A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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