Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER