The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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