A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERA hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKER[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
DOROTHY PARKERIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERBut I don’t give up; I forget why not.
DOROTHY PARKERYears are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThere is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERPeople ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERIt’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKERHonesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKER