The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERMen seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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