All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKERMen seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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