The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERMen seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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