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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Dorothy Parker

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Creativity Discipline Eyes Mindset Wild
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Appearance Girl Man Wear
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Letter Look Word
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Excitement Fortune Irritation
Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Beyond Live Wild
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Animal Business People Right Yourself
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Identity Normal Popular
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Dance Death Drink Laughter
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Old Teaching Trick Yourself

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