What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKERI can’t write five words but that I change seven.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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