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Dorothy Parker Quote - I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
DOROTHY PARKER

Drink Food Funny Myself
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Identity Literature Study Yourself
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Appearance Girl Man Wear
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Burn Heart Myself Safety Scars
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER

Acceptance Leaving Myself
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER

Acceptance Leaving Myself
Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
DOROTHY PARKER

Friendship Myself Oneself Thinking
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER

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