The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERI can’t write five words but that I change seven.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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