Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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