You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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