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CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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