Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELBeing with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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