I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELBeing with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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