You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
CASEY STENGELBeing with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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