They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELThere are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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