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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

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