A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANGod forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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