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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother

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