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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.

Brendan Behan

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Family Forgive Men Mother
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Children Married Painter
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves

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